grantairesque:

emptychairs@emptytables.com 

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I am reaching, but I fall
And the stars are black and cold

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“What Lesbians Think About Penises.” [x]

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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KLAUS FINDS SILAS AND STEFAN IN BED