dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

(Source: 20aliens)

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

eridan-drunken-ampora:

Me: *Get’s out of coffin and leaves own funeral.*

Family: Where are you going?

Me: I have rehearsal.

(Source: drink-wisconsinbly)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

glendashearman:

" I tried to stay in the car"

glendashearman:

" I tried to stay in the car"

(Source: alwayswriterandcop)

rukinas:

caliginouskarkat:

i don’t understand why the word “terrorism” hasn’t come up yet. this is literally an attack on unarmed, innocent american people by armed and aggressive forces. this is terrorism, these white people are terrorists, and they are attacking america by holding an entire town of it’s citizens hostage, sequestering them, and acting with brutality against them.

aint nobody calling them terrorists cause they save that title for the brown people

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

kitt-and-yorkey-for-president:

RENT modern college au called TUITION

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr