wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr. Behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas

(Source: legfruit)

helladutchess sent: r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

"And the last thing I need is to watch someone from my past trying to seduce my fiancé while talking about the goddess that lives in her hoo-ha."

(Source: stanacatic)

(Source: breathlifein)

(Source: olivesnooks)

femalevillain:

liberty you badass

whynotkillthemessenger:

when a bird wakes me up in the morning

whynotkillthemessenger:

when a bird wakes me up in the morning

(Source: ridiculerobin)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor